Top 20 Wackest Lines On Dedication 4 by @rellyOnSMASH

First off, if you’re not following Relly on Twitter, do that now. This dude is fuckin’ hilarious. He put together the Top 20 Wackest Lines On Dedication 4 w/ Nerd At The Cool Table. Here’s what he had to say…

It’s been a while since I stepped inside the blog realm. I look up and can still smell the scent of durag tails from my last visit. I’ve been meditating for a week straight to deliver the most potent slander I could, and do what should’ve been done two Maddens ago. Lil’ Wayne must be executed b. The very moment Wayne almost drowned in her pussy and then swam to her butt, I knew right then and there that the casket has closed shut on his lyrical ability. We as tax paying citizens can no longer stand by, and let these horrendous lines pollute and poison our precious Dre beats. Enough is e goddamn nough.

I had a pinch of hope for Wayne so I gave him one last chance, because mixtape Wayne is usually Wayne at his finest. But after hearing Dedication 4, that lonely ounce of hope I had, vanished into a thick cloud of despair. I’ve had it, gas is way too high for this bullshit b, it’s over for Wayne. This mixtape was the icing on the goddamn carrot cake. 15 whole tracks of this nigga eating pussy, slanging TrukFit and consuming more pussy. It’s overdraft fee music.

Not only is this hands and feet down, THE wackest mixtape of the year (no debating), but it also has the most atrocious lines that were ever recited inside of a vocal booth. So I took my snapback off, joined my nigga Nerd , and sat through these bars. I did it for you, I tortured myself for the people. I constructed a list for the world to see, so anybody in denial can finally understand that it is indeed closed curtains for Mr. Dwayne Carter. I bring to you, the Top 20 wackest lines on Dedication 4, let us pray.

Click here for the 20 lines chosen by Relly & Nerd.